Total Medals Earned: 2,403 (From 422 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,590 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Kill final Robot Boss
Win game by only using Pistol
Medals Earned: 7/25 (110/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/85 points)
Fully clear a dungeon.
Reach a total fame of over 1000
Have over 50 Protection
Complete the Ascended campaign
Have over 10,000gp at one time.
Reach the bottom of the mystery dungeon
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/240 points)
Got rank S in any stage
50 combos
10 times Just Defense in total
Kill 500 enemies in total
Got rank SSS in any stage
Beat the game at easy mode
Skill point upgraded to the max
Energy storage upgraded to the max
learned all skills
Beat the game at hard mode
Beat the game at normal mode
Health upgraded to the max
All parts upgraded
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 8/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Played 10 times in one session